Mitomanía

Kissing a Nun

A nun flags down a cab, gets in and the cab driver won't stop staring.
"Why are you staring, my son?"
He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you".
"You cannot offend me. If you'd been a nun as long as I have you can be sure of that!"
Still the cabbie hesitates and then blurts: "I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
"Well, let's see what we can do about that", the nun responds. Are you single and catholic?"
The cab driver excitedly responds, "Yes, I'm single and catholic!"
"OK", the nun says, "pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a courtesan blush.

When they get back on the road, though, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied -- I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin,and I'm going to a Halloween party."